Cornucopia part 1.

 Part 1: The Undesirables. 


Pear
Every pear is a coward. A pear is an insipid deserter.
When a woman is called 'pear shaped' she is assuming the form of a blotchy green nothing. I  would much prefer we call her  'tear or rain drop shaped' as at least these waters have emotional fortitude.

The pear shines when having been baked in booze or sauteed in the company of braver fruits.  In this way the pear -who has little to no flavor - hides it's cowardice in plain view.  The Pear relishes in taking credit for the success of others.

 Paw Paw/Papaya
 In stark contrast the paw paw or the papaya is abusive and arrogant.  The fruit in question  looks and tastes like solidified vomit.
This is due to poor lifestyle choices.
I imagine the Papaya would saunter through the streets drunk on whisky of an evening. Papaya pisses, shouts and drinks all night... only to throw up a mix of kebab and  slippery  black seeds at
4 am.
Papaya has no regard for hygiene or polite society. 

Honeydew Melon

Honeydew is that girl who is intelligent but pretends not to be so that she is more approachable. Honeydew is the person that changes their opinion on politics to suit the leanings of the current company.
Honeydew is not a hero or a heroine.
Honeydew is not even a Villain.
Honeydew likes wearing crocs and loves John Mayer.
Honeydew is a swinging voter.
Honeydew is a 'nice' guy.
Honeydew likes going shopping for slacks.
Honeydew thinks 'Two and a half men' is funny.
Honeydew is just ----blergh.

to be continued...