Fridge Haiku: What to do.

      Make merry foul man
Beseech strike thine vulgar friend
         Live wicked bosom

Fridge Haiku.

Yes. I actually do these.

FH-1

As death is yonder
my winter villain goblet
see drunkard always.

It is a worry when you can only make a depressing haiku in order for the magnets to make sense.