Childish Gambino -Bonnaroo. Reviewed in motion via Facebook Messenger.

I was going to do a live blog for the Childish Gambino stream at Bonnaroo.... I ended up talking to my friend Rachel instead.
 I think it does the job.
 Sorry for grammatical errors.
When I started talking to her I didn't think I would post this-  I apologize for coming across very arrogant about how cool I am....... I am pretty fresh though .
Thanks to Rachel for letting me post this/ being the bess.
I'm trying to be timely so this is a fairly thrown together post.


No one good ever comes to Australia.




Rachel:

• • golly i would like to be there
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  45 minutes ago

  Rhiannon:

  • Yeah me too.
    Im cooler than all of the people at that show
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  45 minutes ago

  Rachel:

  • I KNOW
  • i was just thinking that
  • its like Kanye all over again
  • like these people don't even know whats good
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  44 minutes ago

  Rhiannon Davies:

  • Exactly!
    Also if you aren't falling over crying after Kanye you should just not even be there.
  • Just go home and eat Tim Tams
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  43 minutes ago

  Rachel:

  • like oh.. i just witnessed Jesus performing and I'm going to walk away casually.. i don't think so
  • we da besss
  • i wish he wasn't wearing a douchey singlet
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  43 minutes ago

  Rhiannon Davies:

  • Agreed.
  • Donald glover you better than that
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  42 minutes ago

  Rachel:

  • i know you fresh
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  • what song do you have right now
  • I think mine might be severely laggy
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  41 minutes ago

  Rhiannon Davies:
  

  • He just said ' bitch I love rugrats'
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  40 minutes ago

  Rachel:

  • oh yeah ok
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  32 minutes ago

  Rhiannon Davies:

  • My favorite song. Aw ma gawsh.
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  32 minutes ago

  Rachel:

  • i knoooww
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  32 minutes ago

  Rhiannon Davies:

  • UCLA !!!!
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  32 minutes ago

  Rachel:

  • I'm on muh isssshhh
  • UCLA.. question mark??
  • I'm getting too excited
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  30 minutes ago

  Rhiannon Davies:

  • Sooooo exciting.
    It's a little shitty that the words are up on the screen.
    
    
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  29 minutes ago

  Rachel:

  • hahaha i know stop reading the words
  • he dominated that fast bit.
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  29 minutes ago

  Rhiannon Davies:

  • He so impressive.
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  28 minutes ago

  Rachel:

  • so so impressive
  • this just makes me want him to come here even MORE
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  27 minutes ago

  Rhiannon Davies:

  • I know. Let's make it happen. Let's do the secret.
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  27 minutes ago

  Rachel:

  • hahahaha yes
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  25 minutes ago

  Rhiannon Davies:

  • It's good because if you had the sound down , at some points it would just look like a Troy tantrum on community.
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  25 minutes ago

  Rachel:

  •  I would love if someone put that together
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  24 minutes ago

  Rhiannon Davies:

  • Let's just do the secret and it will happen.
    We can make a Donald glover vision bored.
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  24 minutes ago

  Rachel:

  • its happening
  • i hate how people tour England and not here, like here is actually closer so stop being lame.
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  21 minutes ago

  Rhiannon Davies:

  • Its so annoying.
    Its sunny here and like all the Australian sluzzas would be up on him so - double incentive.
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  21 minutes ago

  Rachel:

  • HE IS RACK CITYING
  • and yes double positive
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  20 minutes ago

  Rhiannon Davies:

  • WHA WHAAAAATTTT ? You open his closet it's filled with cray
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  20 minutes ago

  Rachel:

  • well its just the beat from rack city hahah
  • FILLED with cray
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  20 minutes ago

  Rhiannon Davies:

  • Yeah but still
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  15 minutes ago

  Rachel:

  • who's this fucker
  • 2 chainz?
  • hahah
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  14 minutes ago

  Rhiannon Davies:

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
    
    
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  10 minutes ago

  Rhiannon Davies:
  

  • Oh yay Heems .
    
    
    ... we talk about other things for a moment. So I will spare you.
  • 
    

    7 minutes ago

    Rhiannon Davies

    • Is this the last song?
  • 
    

    7 minutes ago

    Rachel:

    • lucky he won't put his towel down
    • i think its getting there yeah
  • 
    

    7 minutes ago

    Rhiannon Davies:

    DID YOU SEE THAT BLONDE KID????!!!!
  • 
    

    6 minutes ago

    Rachel:

    • nooo I changed the page for one second
  • 
    

    5 minutes ago

    Rhiannon Davies:

    • FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER SAW. He was like screwing up his face and nodding his head, But he looked really messed up. Like just generally ; looked like a fuck.
  • 
    

    5 minutes ago

    Rachel:

    • hahahaha
    • look. he could have pulled off a completely shirtless show
  • 
    

    3 minutes ago

    Rhiannon Davies:

    • I feel like it should've gone down that way
  • 
    

    2 minutes ago

    Rachel:

    • goodnight... .sweet prince
    • i really enjoyed that
    • lets start campaigning
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    And that is exactly what we did.

    -Raz 

    
    

    

    
    

Dream a little dream of Smee.

I've been obsessed with the idea of Lucid dreaming since I was about 15. I'm not sure how I came across it but as a person who's dreams have given me more food for thought than any other aspect of my life I find the concept intriguing.

As a child I had a dream where my sisters leg was torn off by a Giant Polar Bear and I couldn't help her as I was trapped under the Ice.  More recently I had a dream where  a witch infected me with pregnancy causing me to ride off into the sunset on a Moped with a three headed lizard with hooves.

 I also have quite the affinity for controlling my own surroundings and claiming space in my own subconscious feels like ( for want of a less jesus-y word) destiny.

To be honest I haven't progressed that far. I have had lucid dreams which have been incredible but still nothing to write home about. 

Over the past few months I have been experimenting with an app called 'Dream:On'  its great.  You are supposedly able to induce lucid dreams ,  which is  why I downloaded.

The lucid dreams were not the the best part though. It has a section called 'Dream Diary' where you can enter your dreams as you wake , as  they are fresh in your memory.  I tend to forget what I've written and all but fragments of the dreams themselves.

Pouring over my extensive dream log I found the following entries. I have transcribed them as they are and attempted to interpret each one :

'Got free tickets to 50/50. I love Joseph Gorden-Levitt. Go through back of cinema to wasteland. Cross it - hang out with Stephen Fry who is in a 'jungle' costume. Big Party- sequins and colorful national dress (I am part of the nation).  Cross back through wasteland - it rains my phone gets wet. Stupid Bitches in my line for the film, my sister is pissed off. Go back to bridge between worlds . 'Stupid' monsters versus 'Idiot' monsters. Gun fight.'

At the time of this dream I had seen 50/50 a while ago so I don't know why I was excited by free tickets- probably because I am cheap.  I spend so much time at the cinema that I am not really surprised it makes an appearance in my dreams.

 The sequin jungle nation run by Stephen Fry sounds a lot like a cult- hide the cool-aid.

I am terrified of my phone getting wet so , fair enough.

Is this last part my subconscious superiority complex? Do I think everyone other than me and the Stephen Fry Cult is a stupid or Idiot monster?

 I hope not- that's how Joffrey was made.

Itsallgoood though because it ends in a gun fight so - Whatevs.

In a garden. I was friends with Donald Glover and Marina - we were referees at a soccer game. I was wearing a glowing metal snowflake. My hair had like a billion diamonds in it. Captain hook ate my teacup pig. Smee wasn't there so I was sad and the bandits won the soccer game. '

I would love to be friends with Donald Glover and Marina. I don't know enough about soccer to be a referee. I want that snowflake dress and hair full of diamonds.
 I love captain hook way more than Peter Pan,

 I love tea-cup pigs more than any animal ever

 and I love Smee more than any sidekick fictional or real
(you have to imagine Hook yelling 'SMEEEEEE' though or it doesn't count )

so I'm not sure what this is about.

I don't know what 'Bandits' refers to - I hope that some gunslingers won the game and had a garden party. Alternately perhaps it is the cast of the film 'Bandits' In which case we should all worry about me.

'Geese everywhere. We are in the jungle by the sea. The Great Conjunction approaches. Indiana Jones is tracking an evil Skeksi goose. I see a dolphin/whale thing  with blue and pale blue skin, it eats the evil goose - as obviously the geese flock underwater.  Indiana jones has tracked the goose and has to cut the dolphin open. I am sad. He says the dolphin had rickets so its o.k. I realize the answer to everything that no one else knows. I wake up before I can tell everyone. '

My love of the dark crystal and the fact that I think geese are the ugly cousins of Ducks definitely came through here. Indiana Jones isn't a great hero of mine so I don't understand why he is there. How does one track an evil Skeksi goose?

I love the ocean and probably have more concern for mystical sea creatures than some people, hence the whale.



 I like that I'm really arrogant when I write that obviously the geese flock underwater. Like I'm angry with myself for not understanding the migrations of Skeksi Geese. Cutting the dolphin open- Because overfishing is scarier to me than any horror film, I seriously get scared when I think about it.

HOW DOES A DOLPHIN GET RICKETS? RICKETS? WHY DOESN'T THE DOLPHIN JUST EAT SOME LEMONS?

This last part really sums up dreaming for me - a revelation you can't remember that will change everything, and thus changes nothing.

I might do this again in a few months when I have accrued some more nonsensical ramblings courtesy of my favorite application.
In the meantime:

-Raz