Showing posts with label 10 reasons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 10 reasons. Show all posts

Sunday, February 26, 2012

10 things that fuel my paranoia


Here are some scribbles on...


 

1 . Open doors at night in gusty houses.

2. The oceans (11) films .... Apart from being terrible they also gave my paranoia the idea that contortionists could hide in my laundry basket - spring loaded for the attack ....

3. Tuberculosis - I have extremely irrational Tuberculophobia . This might be why horror works for me.

Fun Fact: It is believed  that tuberculosis and rabies are the diseases that the Vampire and Zombie myths take inspiration from.

4. Me:


5. The over fishing of the ocean.
My thought process around this:

'The top predators in the ocean go - tuna, shark etc etc- the ocean as an ecosystem collapses, the
 

ocean provides 80% of the worlds oxygen,  A large portion of the world eats seafood as their main 

source of protein, World health crisis, air becomes toxic, Zombie Apocalypse'

6. Animals in the rainforest that sound like women screaming. It's real folks - and scary as fuck.


7. The fact that Sandra bullock can win an Oscar for acting but Quentin Tarantino can't for directing ( general award show snubbery - see drive, melancholia, every good movie ever)....

8. Politicians who aren't eloquent- if they can't get through sentences without saying 'um' how can they keep watch for impending doom?

9. Shows that have laugh tracks - this makes me fear being brainwashed. I do not need to be told when to laugh television .

10. The ever looming zombie apocalypse .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFYfY4YiELo:

Sunday, November 27, 2011

10 reasons I love: the ocean

Here are some scribbles about my love of the sea:


1. The ocean has a certain mysticism about it. On land its all about practicality, not ingenuity . It's not about bright colours and inking ourselves.

2. The ocean doesn't talk back .

3. the documentaries 'La Planete Blanche' - (the white planet) and 'Deep Blue.'  If you want your eyes to piss tears of joy watch these documentaries.

 -Warning-
  if you don't love the ocean your eyes probably won't piss tears.

4. secretive deep sea creatures. Who doesn't want light up skin? Who doesn't love albino crabs that live on underwater volcanoes?- incidentally  they throw amazing parties.


5.  Sunken Treasure. 

6.  You can't get punched in the ocean. Water is a good thing for self defence.

7. It isn't called sheep week. The ocean has dope predators.

8. Have you seen Narwhals?

9.I don't like swimming in the sea/ going to the beach - this doesn't mean i don't  love the ocean - the ocean is so intense that I respect enough not to get up in it's grill

10. cuttlefish discos